Last night I dreamt that my parents exchanged my brother for Daniel Radcliffe

My parents (who are divorced in conscious life), my brother and I are sat at a restaurant awaiting our food to be served. As the plates arrive my dad announces, “We’ve got something we need to tell you. We’ve made a decision.” “Your mother and I have decided, that despite all the time we’ve spentContinue reading “Last night I dreamt that my parents exchanged my brother for Daniel Radcliffe”

I went out with a guy for 2 years and the best thing he taught me was this supernoodle hack

I once dated a boy who led a very sheltered culinary life. He was lovely, he was kind and he made me very happy for a very large portion of my university life. He made me laugh, he made me cry and he also made me some very questionable meals. As is so often theContinue reading “I went out with a guy for 2 years and the best thing he taught me was this supernoodle hack”

Last night I dreamt I was Harrison Ford’s financial advisor

I’m sat on a balcony of a gloriously Greek villa, overlooking a sprawling sea that sparkles under a summer sun. It’s hot, I’m wearing a hat (for both shade and style purposes) and the glass table I’m sat at is hosting a delightful array of breakfast pastries. The breakfast is exquisite, but that’s not theContinue reading “Last night I dreamt I was Harrison Ford’s financial advisor”